The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 027 - (11:16, 8 MB)

We are officially back. This is the first full cast Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show since July. This is a brief entry, but we're looking forward to getting back to weekly episodes. In this episode we discuss being on house arrest, hemorrhoids, marrying for money, Coug invents a new form of self-defense, we discuss a new religion, the concept of "ruining" and the Ultimate Ruiner, and a lot more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "As Tactic was mid-bite of his taquito, Taj showed him a picture of a really bad hemorrhoid." - Coug

11:16
8 MB
10/24/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 026 - (23:19, 16 MB)

In an effort to kick start CTTS, Tactic's brother Ben took the reins on this episode by filling in for Coug and Taj, and taking over news and mediation duties. In this episode, Tactic and Ben discuss ways to ineffectively startle cats, peeing on bean bags, whether or not dying of old age is technically possible, toilet flushing techniques, the Twilight series, making sandwiches with your private parts, and a whole lot more. Look out for more episodes of CTTS in the very near future. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Our dad got so tired of the cat peeing on everything that he finally picked it up and dipped it in a puddle of its own pee." - Tactic

23:19
16 MB
09/12/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 025 - (18:36, 13 MB)

Finally! The special Seinfeld edition of CTTS has arrived. It's been a long-time coming, but it was worth the wait. We found a fan script of an episode of Seinfeld, and Coug, Tactic, and Taj--plus a flurry of guests--star as your cast. This episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience. Sit back and enjoy.

Seinfeld - "THE SNAPPLE BOTTLE"

Jerry - Tactic
George - Taj
Kramer - Coug
Elaine - Julia
Newman - Brian
Rick (Elaine's date) - Moe
Cheryl (George's date) - Leanne
Narrator - Ashley

18:36
13 MB
07/18/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 024 - (20:51, 14 MB)

Coug and Taj were MIA for this one, so we brought in previous guest Biv, and new guest Hunter to fill-in as co-hosts. Despite that, however, things are still business as usual with The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show as we discuss Oedipus Complexes, breaking world records by lifting objects with private parts, dirty vanity plates, mixing power tools with alcohol and nudity, we play a new game, and there's plenty more to keep you entertained. Make sure that you also check out special episode #25 next week, where the whole cast will be on hand for a very special edition of CTTS. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you look like your mom, and you're attracted to her? That would be narcissistic...and Oedipudal." - Biv

20:51
14 MB
07/11/09

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So, you tell us; does Hunter look like his mom? And, if he were attracted to her, would it be an Oedipus Complex, narcissistic, or both?


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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 023 - (25:02, 17 MB)

Episode 23 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show takes a trip down memory lane. Not only do we discuss items in the news (i.e. self-circumcision with nail clippers), but we discuss many different items and stories from the childhoods of Coug, Tactic and Taj that include defacating in pants, being spanked, and looking at National Geographic magazine. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "You heard it here first: Coug wants to have uni-boob [relations]." - Tactic

25:02
17 MB
07/04/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 022 - (28:58, 20 MB)

Listen in for Taj's triumphant return. The hilarity ensues with Coug and Taj reading some pre-sex porn dialogue, we discuss men gynecologists, a gay exorcism, sex for potato chips, Arnold Schwarzeneggar and bull's balls, peeing in the woods, getting duped, Michael Jackson, and a lot more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If a guy decides he wants to be a gynecologist, he's just in love with [women's private parts]." - Coug

28:58
20 MB
06/27/09

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Leanne's bitten up leg:


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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 021 - (21:05, 14 MB)

Our good friend Taj is a no call-no show for episode #21. Because of this, Coug and Tactic decided to come up with a list of their top ten reasons as to why Taj may have been missing in action. In addition, the duo discusses intercourse with ghosts, going after people who illegally download porn, embarrassing tales, the possibility of a www.chickordude.com, and everything else that's fit to record. Lastly, in last week's Jason vs. Leanne poll, our listeners voted 62 to 37 that Jason was in the right. Thanks for your votes!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "[Taj isn't here, because] he can't untie himself after him and Ashley's wild David Carradine re-enactment." - Coug

21:05
14 MB
06/20/09

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Ashley's said tattoo:


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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 020 - (28:11, 19 MB)

Prepare yourself, because for this episode it's just Coug and Tactic. Get ready to have fun as the gang discusses Tactic's run-in with a parent on Facebook, babies falling into mommy's jeans, German prostitutes, mail-order brides, the Jason vs. Leanne beef, dogs wearing unnatural outfits, the future Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show intern(s), and way more than you can handle. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Let the fat people that can't really harm people do what they want." - Coug

28:11
19 MB
06/13/09

Yes, it's true. The CTTS has decided to hire summer 2009 interns. Listen to episode #20 for all the specifics of the position. Please send all inquiries to coug.tactic@gmail.com.

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Who is in the right: Jason or Leanne?
http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/438280

Here is the guy from Ohio in the neon green swimsuit:


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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 019 - (18:50, 13 MB)

After a one week hiatus, The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show is back. We are very pleased to announce that we have officially had our first celebrity guest on the show. This person is a famous face that has chosen to go by the name "Biv" on the podcast. Join us as we discuss the financial woes of the sex trade business, walking like a castrated Egyptian, being arrested 153 times, topless donut shops, some seedy cake business, and everything else. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Who's gonna spend all that time to bake a nice cake, and then just fart on it?" - Biv

18:50
13 MB
06/06/09

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Taj's picture in the Austin American-Statesman with his girlfriend, Ashley (note the classy lady in the background):



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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 018 - (11:58, 8MB)

For episode #18 we did something a little different. We recorded it live at Tactic's birthday party. Due to this, there are guests galore, including: Ashley, Leanne, Andrea, Ian, Carl, the Blanton crew, and Carolyn. Take your seats as we discuss denture swapping, twin babies-different daddies, pooping in socks, lotion vs. soap at a restroom sink, and plenty of other stuff. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you have at least 3-ply between wipes, why do you need to wash your hands?" - Coug

*HONORARY* QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "The show's even more boring live." - Ian

11:58
8 MB
05/23/09

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