The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 043 - (13:06, 9 MB)

There's no Taj in this newest edition of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. In this episode we talk about "Project Husband," the Brett Favre scandal, the NBA spank fight, the consequences of women mooning each other, making yourself wind-resistant for advantages during sexual intercourse, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Making yourself wind-resistant for sexual intercourse would be the equivalent of using steroids in sports. That's cheating, and I'm not the cheating type. All-natural woman pleasure." - Coug

13:06
9 MB
10/15/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 042 - (11:23, 8 MB)

The two month hiatus is up! The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show (minus Coug) returns for a new episode. In this edition, we discuss persistent genital arousal disorder, putting massive burritos in your pants, eye-for-an-eye punishments for sex crimes, Craigslist "nothing gay" ads, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
Taj: "This guy is putting the burrito in his pants and potentially getting pico de gallo in his uretha."
Tactic: "I heard he didn't even put it in the foil. He just threw the tortilla filled with food in his pants."

11:23
8 MB
9/11/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 041 - (23:35, 16 MB)

It's time to get excited because the whole cast is back together for episode #41. Listen in as we discuss Coug's enjoyment of "burp water," the pros and cons of donkey-girls and horse-girls (not what you're thinking), people trying to raise awareness for "furries," the four categories in which people should be rated in the bedroom, being diagnosed with "sexomnia," breaking kitty litter boxes over people's heads, and much more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Taj, what kind of stimulus would you need in order to join an orgy?" - Coug
"I don't know. The orgy thing is frankly kind of gross to me." - Taj
"That's not the question." - Coug

23:35
16 MB
7/10/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 040 - (25:19, 17 MB)

Tactic's brother Ben steps in to co-host since Taj is out of town, and Coug is still missing in action. Tune in as we discuss the recent porn crime in California, a janitorial/stripper service in Nebraska, the Toronto poop bandits, the Lopez brothers' childhood "throwing things in the dark" game, Sack Tapping, and much more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"If there's no way to win or lose, other than you get hit in the eyeball with something, is it really a game?" - Ben

25:19
17 MB
6/6/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 039 - (21:28, 14 MB)

Coug is out again, so we enlisted first-time guest host Mat as a last minute fill-in. Tune in as we discuss horny kangaroos, what we want to happen to our bodies after we die, using Viagra as heart medication, the street situation in Austin, the idea of shape-shifting in the bedroom, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"When I found those skimpy biker shorts I thought: 'I'm going to be dipped in resin in these.' Except I'm going to cut an open butthole in the back." - Taj

21:28
14 MB
5/16/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 038 - (16:20, 22 MB)

Welcome, everyone, to episode #38 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Unfortunately, Coug is out of pocket for this Mother's Day edition. Listen in as we discuss women keeping engagement rings from broken engagements, a new study discussing the promiscuity of women prior to getting married, whether or not sexual tension truly does lead to the downfall of earth and society, hot sauce bottles in the butt, the brilliance behind the Lopez brothers-invented childhood game known as "Demolition Dave," siblings punching each other in the spine, and a ton more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Because of women wearing loose fitting clothes the tension builds and builds and then it explodes volcanically...through a hole in the top of the volcano." - Taj
"Actually, the volcanoes are doing Cleveland Steamers on one another." - Tactic

16:20
22 MB
5/09/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 037 - (29:56, 21 MB)

Previous guest Andrea is back for another guest spot on episode #37 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. For this edition, we have yet another prison discussion, we have our trial run at a new segment titled "Dr. Coug Diagnoses," we interrogate Andrea about hypothetically dating metrosexuals, Coug tells a new crazy Coug dating story, we talk about spreading your butt cheeks for disposable cameras, and a whole lot more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Facebook had this look alike week where you were supposed to put some famous person up as your profile picture that you supposedly look like." - Tactic
"I saw a bunch of lesbians put up Sigourney Weaver pictures." - Coug

29:56
21 MB
3/28/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 036 - (29:37, 21 MB)

Tactic's brother Ben returns for yet another guest spot on The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Get ready for episode #36 as we discuss cold sore-laced kissing contests, squirting breast milk at people, shaving your (female) private parts while driving, the new craze surrounding the website ChatRoulette, what exactly is considered sex, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"When I think of bestiality porn I think of little chihuahuas with make-up on and big-eyed cats that look at you longingly." - Coug

29:37
21 MB
3/13/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 035 - (28:55, 20 MB)

Here is the much-talked about 2010 Valentine's Day episode. In this somewhat love-themed episode we discuss the rise of sexting among seniors, invitations for intercourse in restaurant restrooms, a good friend of ours goes dumpster diving, we (once again) analyze poop with a special diagnosis from Dr. Coug, we discuss Cracked.com's 8 romantic songs (with music clips) that are actually about sexual assault, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Based on working with students where I've had to clean up their poop: I have seen some tiny kids essentially crap what looks like an unwrapped Duraflame fireplace log." - Taj

28:55
20 MB
2/14/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 034 - (16:42, 11 MB) PART 2

Welcome to episode #34; the second half of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show's edition with Andrea as fill-in host for Taj. Tune in as we converse about senior pranks of the 2002 Austin High class, girls who flash the Girls Gone Wild cameras in pursuit of fame, Julie gets caught in a web of lies as she tries to pretend she's never seen a select few corny teeny-bopper movies, we talk about how "family-friendly" ABC Family actually is, we play another game, and plenty more. The first half of this episode was released last week as episode #33. Make sure you check it out! Enjoy.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"This girl's only ambition is to be famous by baring her breasts." - Andrea
"Tell her I'm taking applications." - Coug

16:42
11 MB
1/17/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 033 - (17:23, 12 MB) PART 1

Episode #33 chronicles the first half of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show's romp with Andrea as fill-in host for Taj. There was so much hilarity that we couldn't fit it all into one episode. Listen in as we discuss policemen huffing aerosol for sexual pleasure, Jason Toman attempting to play paintball, horny men loitering around male brothels to harass the female clientele, the most ridiculous conversation on prison "reform" that you will ever hear, and quite a bit more. The second half of this episode will be released next week as episode #34. Don't forget to check out the article about The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show--link below. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "No, Coug, he said 'put a webcam up and show us your bra color'--not 'show me your bra and I'll dye it white.'" - Leanne

17:23
12 MB
1/17/10

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Lewd, lascivious and downright entertaining: The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 032 - (27:18, 19 MB)

After two episodes in a row of cast members missing, everyone's back for #32 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Get ready to be entertained as we discuss men getting assaulted by women after "weird sex," having a blood alcohol content of .708, how Coug broke his foot while streaking, McDonald's-related violence, and a whole lot more.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Feel free to check us out at MySpace--for those of you dinosaurs still clenching onto your MySpace." - Taj
"It's for people in the penitentiary. So, to all our penitentiary listeners: MySpace." - Coug

27:18
19 MB
1/10/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 031 - (34:00, 23 MB)

In this episode of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show, Taj is missing-in-action as fan-favorite guest Zach returns for a third appearance. Tune in as we discuss foreign politicians getting caught with sex tapes, water-boarding Coug, Coug putting his foot in his mouth, Leanne's wild birthday night, and--of course--we hear another fantastically unfortunate Zach story.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Are you guys like 12 years old? Jeez." - Zach

34:00
23 MB
12/27/09

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