An Incredibly entertaining podcast based out of Austin, TX. Tune in to catch up on current events and funny stuff. Episodes are sure to be the most entertaining 25 minutes of your afternoon.
Coug's out for this episode as we have two cringe-inducing beastiality discussions, we talk about noise complaints from sexual shouting, we get specific with the ins and outs of scrotal tearing, we touch on Time Magazine's top buzzwords of 2009, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Wouldn't the horses kick him in the face?" - Tactic "Not if they liked it. I mean...not always." - Julie
13:20 9 MB 12/19/09
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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show t-shirts and hoodies are officially available! There are very few of both left, so get them while you can. Please let us know if you are interested.
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In this edition of the podcast we talk about the Tiger Woods scandal, Houston's new mayor, being screwed over by Facebook photos, sex with kinky killers, Coug's babysitting adventure, Coug and Leanne's parenting skills, a list of things that were popular in the early 2000s but are no longer popular, and plenty more. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "I think we got a good idea of what Coug and Leanne will be like when they're parents: Leanne will be in the back sleeping and Coug will be showing terrifying internet videos to toddlers." - Tactic
35:14 24 MB 12/12/09
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Happy Halloween! This is The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show Halloween Special that has nothing to do with Halloween other than the fact that we recorded it on October 31st. Tune in as we discuss Wal-Mart burial methods, what it means to "perform a sexual act" on one's self, glow in the dark lingerie vs. glow in the dark ink, smearing feces on people in a court room, being attacked by overweight people, and way more. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you can say 'mommy, let me suckle your breast,' you don't need to be getting breast fed." - Taj
14:21 10 MB 10/31/09
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We are officially back. This is the first full cast Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show since July. This is a brief entry, but we're looking forward to getting back to weekly episodes. In this episode we discuss being on house arrest, hemorrhoids, marrying for money, Coug invents a new form of self-defense, we discuss a new religion, the concept of "ruining" and the Ultimate Ruiner, and a lot more. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "As Tactic was mid-bite of his taquito, Taj showed him a picture of a really bad hemorrhoid." - Coug
11:16 8 MB 10/24/09
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In an effort to kick start CTTS, Tactic's brother Ben took the reins on this episode by filling in for Coug and Taj, and taking over news and mediation duties. In this episode, Tactic and Ben discuss ways to ineffectively startle cats, peeing on bean bags, whether or not dying of old age is technically possible, toilet flushing techniques, the Twilight series, making sandwiches with your private parts, and a whole lot more. Look out for more episodes of CTTS in the very near future. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Our dad got so tired of the cat peeing on everything that he finally picked it up and dipped it in a puddle of its own pee." - Tactic
23:19 16 MB 09/12/09
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Finally! The special Seinfeld edition of CTTS has arrived. It's been a long-time coming, but it was worth the wait. We found a fan script of an episode of Seinfeld, and Coug, Tactic, and Taj--plus a flurry of guests--star as your cast. This episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience. Sit back and enjoy.
Seinfeld - "THE SNAPPLE BOTTLE"
Jerry - Tactic George - Taj Kramer - Coug Elaine - Julia Newman - Brian Rick (Elaine's date) - Moe Cheryl (George's date) - Leanne Narrator - Ashley
18:36 13 MB 07/18/09
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Coug and Taj were MIA for this one, so we brought in previous guest Biv, and new guest Hunter to fill-in as co-hosts. Despite that, however, things are still business as usual with The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show as we discuss Oedipus Complexes, breaking world records by lifting objects with private parts, dirty vanity plates, mixing power tools with alcohol and nudity, we play a new game, and there's plenty more to keep you entertained. Make sure that you also check out special episode #25 next week, where the whole cast will be on hand for a very special edition of CTTS. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you look like your mom, and you're attracted to her? That would be narcissistic...and Oedipudal." - Biv
20:51 14 MB 07/11/09
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So, you tell us; does Hunter look like his mom? And, if he were attracted to her, would it be an Oedipus Complex, narcissistic, or both?
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Episode 23 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show takes a trip down memory lane. Not only do we discuss items in the news (i.e. self-circumcision with nail clippers), but we discuss many different items and stories from the childhoods of Coug, Tactic and Taj that include defacating in pants, being spanked, and looking at National Geographic magazine. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "You heard it here first: Coug wants to have uni-boob [relations]." - Tactic
25:02 17 MB 07/04/09
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Listen in for Taj's triumphant return. The hilarity ensues with Coug and Taj reading some pre-sex porn dialogue, we discuss men gynecologists, a gay exorcism, sex for potato chips, Arnold Schwarzeneggar and bull's balls, peeing in the woods, getting duped, Michael Jackson, and a lot more. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If a guy decides he wants to be a gynecologist, he's just in love with [women's private parts]." - Coug
28:58 20 MB 06/27/09
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Our good friend Taj is a no call-no show for episode #21. Because of this, Coug and Tactic decided to come up with a list of their top ten reasons as to why Taj may have been missing in action. In addition, the duo discusses intercourse with ghosts, going after people who illegally download porn, embarrassing tales, the possibility of a www.chickordude.com, and everything else that's fit to record. Lastly, in last week's Jason vs. Leanne poll, our listeners voted 62 to 37 that Jason was in the right. Thanks for your votes!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "[Taj isn't here, because] he can't untie himself after him and Ashley's wild David Carradine re-enactment." - Coug
21:05 14 MB 06/20/09
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Prepare yourself, because for this episode it's just Coug and Tactic. Get ready to have fun as the gang discusses Tactic's run-in with a parent on Facebook, babies falling into mommy's jeans, German prostitutes, mail-order brides, the Jason vs. Leanne beef, dogs wearing unnatural outfits, the future Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show intern(s), and way more than you can handle. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Let the fat people that can't really harm people do what they want." - Coug
28:11 19 MB 06/13/09
Yes, it's true. The CTTS has decided to hire summer 2009 interns. Listen to episode #20 for all the specifics of the position. Please send all inquiries to coug.tactic@gmail.com.
After a one week hiatus, The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show is back. We are very pleased to announce that we have officially had our first celebrity guest on the show. This person is a famous face that has chosen to go by the name "Biv" on the podcast. Join us as we discuss the financial woes of the sex trade business, walking like a castrated Egyptian, being arrested 153 times, topless donut shops, some seedy cake business, and everything else. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Who's gonna spend all that time to bake a nice cake, and then just fart on it?" - Biv
18:50 13 MB 06/06/09
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Taj's picture in the Austin American-Statesman with his girlfriend, Ashley (note the classy lady in the background):
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For episode #18 we did something a little different. We recorded it live at Tactic's birthday party. Due to this, there are guests galore, including: Ashley, Leanne, Andrea, Ian, Carl, the Blanton crew, and Carolyn. Take your seats as we discuss denture swapping, twin babies-different daddies, pooping in socks, lotion vs. soap at a restroom sink, and plenty of other stuff. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you have at least 3-ply between wipes, why do you need to wash your hands?" - Coug
*HONORARY* QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "The show's even more boring live." - Ian
11:58 8 MB 05/23/09
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It's time to get excited for episode #17! Prep your ears and listen in as we discuss snake bites on your private parts, Tactic appearing in Star magazine, deciding which drinks are sissier than others, we introduce a new segment called the "Would you rather? / What if?" segment, and a whole bunch more. In addition, we have a special treat for listeners: we have an accompanying video for our As Seen On TV hair-removal segment, and it is below along with the Star magazine appearance. Enjoy.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "I shot a girl in the face before." - Coug
19:46 14 MB 05/16/09
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Tactic appears second from the left in the back row of the group photo. He apologizes, because he thought the digital version of this photo would be larger.
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As most of you already know, the cast change was revealed on episode #15, and Taj has been added as a permanent cast member. This is our first episode with the new cast, plus Tactic's brother Ben appears as a special guest. Listen in as we discuss bears at weddings, exposing sex myths, the specifics on date rape, the ins-and-outs of dieting, and plenty more.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "I think the only way I'd have an issue with [being date raped] was if she was super dry and tore me up." - Coug
23:52 16 MB 05/09/09
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This is the final episode of The Coug and Tactic Show with the current cast. In this edition, we finally announce just what exactly is going on. Also, we have a female guest, Lyt (pronounced like the past tense of light). Discussed this week is Gavin Rossdale and his tranny boy/girlfriend (his/her picture has been included below, and yes, we know Gavin Rossdale is from the band Bush), dealing with gay and lesbian exes, the concept of the "butter @$$," what The Holy Temple of the Coug Spirit would be like, and way more. In addition, we have added a new segment where we pick and post our favorite quote of the episode as a miniature preview for listeners. Enjoy!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "I'd be the type of person that would keep [lesbians] confused." - Coug
17:38 12 MB 4/25/09
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The Ten (Two Left) Possible Reasons for the Cast Change of the Coug and Tactic Show: *01. Coug is getting married. ELIMINATED #12* *02. We are no longer getting along. ELIMINATED #12* *03. One of us is having sexual reassignment surgery. ELIMINATED #11* *04. Coug's patent went through on his invention, it has been purchased, and he now makes too much money to continue working on The Coug and Tactic Show. ELIMINATED #14* *05. One of us has joined the military. ELIMINATED #14* 06. One of us has decided we had too much fun on our vacation, and we are moving to the desired location. *07. Coug is moving to Guatemala to join the revolution. ELIMINATED #11* *08. Tactic has been signed to a record deal, and must work full-time on his music. ELIMINATED #13* 09. Tactic is quitting because his mother doesn't approve of the content of the show. *10. Coug is joining a dance troupe in Chicago. ELIMINATED #13*
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Coug and Tactic are back at it again, this time with repeat guest Zach in his final appearance. Tune in to hear about silver foxes, Coug's handling of speeding tickets, peeing on an airplane, men putting on lingerie, the point (or lack there of) of Twitter, and a whole bunch more. Once again, we eliminate two more reasons from the possible reasons list for the Coug and Tactic cast change, but you'll have to listen to find out which ones they are. Now sit back and download.
22:52 16 MB 4/18/09
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The Ten (Two Left) Possible Reasons for the Cast Change of the Coug and Tactic Show: *01. Coug is getting married. ELIMINATED #12* *02. We are no longer getting along. ELIMINATED #12* *03. One of us is having sexual reassignment surgery. ELIMINATED #11* *04. Coug's patent went through on his invention, it has been purchased, and he now makes too much money to continue working on The Coug and Tactic Show. ELIMINATED #14* *05. One of us has joined the military. ELIMINATED #14* 06. One of us has decided we had too much fun on our vacation, and we are moving to the desired location. *07. Coug is moving to Guatemala to join the revolution. ELIMINATED #11* *08. Tactic has been signed to a record deal, and must work full-time on his music. ELIMINATED #13* 09. Tactic is quitting because his mother doesn't approve of the content of the show. *10. Coug is joining a dance troupe in Chicago. ELIMINATED #13*
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Episode #13 is kicking. Listen in as we discuss the eight-day erection, jump-kicks to the chest, honking for hours at a time, women drivers, sword balloons, and plenty more. Also, we eliminate two more reasons from the possible reasons list for the Coug and Tactic break-up. You'll have to listen to find out which ones they are. Enjoy!
17:56 13 MB 04/11/09
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The Ten (Six Left) Possible Reasons for the Break-Up of Coug and Tactic: *01. Coug is getting married. ELIMINATED #12* *02. We are no longer getting along. ELIMINATED #12* *03. One of us is having sexual reassignment surgery. ELIMINATED #11* 04. Coug's patent went through on his invention, it has been purchased, and he now makes too much money to continue working on The Coug and Tactic Show. 05. One of us has joined the military. 06. One of us has decided we had too much fun on our vacation, and we are moving to the desired location. *07. Coug is moving to Guatemala to join the revolution. ELIMINATED #11* 08. Tactic has been signed to a record deal, and must work full-time on his music. 09. Tactic is quitting because his mother doesn't approve of the content of the show. 10. Coug is joining a dance troupe in Chicago.
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Episode #12 has arrived. Due to popular demand, we have done a follow up segment from episode #11. We found and discussed a list of things to never say to a man. Also in this episode, we talk about stupid arsonists, drunk 14-year-olds, housewives, political sex lines, and a whole lot more. We also provide you with possibly the final Zach update. Lastly, we eliminate two more reasons from the possible reasons list for the Coug and Tactic break-up. You'll have to listen to find out which ones they are.
23:16 16 MB 04/04/09
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The Ten (Eight Left) Possible Reasons for the Break-Up of Coug and Tactic: 01. Coug is getting married. 02. We are no longer getting along. *03. One of us is having sexual reassignment surgery. ELIMINATED #11* 04. Coug's patent went through on his invention, it has been purchased, and he now makes too much money to continue working on The Coug and Tactic Show. 05. One of us has joined the military. 06. One of us has decided we had too much fun on our vacation, and we are moving to the desired location. *07. Coug is moving to Guatemala to join the revolution. ELIMINATED #11* 08. Tactic has been signed to a record deal, and must work full-time on his music. 09. Tactic is quitting because his mother doesn't approve of the content of the show. 10. Coug is joining a dance troupe in Chicago.
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Coug is back for episode #11. Sit back and enjoy this episode as we discuss the 60 foot penis mural, the drunk English teacher, toilet sausages, old ladies vomiting on airplanes and a whole lot more. Things really heat up when we talk about "Things Never to Say to a Woman." Also, we eliminate two reasons out of the ten possible reasons for the break-up of Coug and Tactic. Below is the list, but you'll have to listen to find out which two reasons are being eliminated. Enjoy!
The Ten Possible Reasons for the Break-Up of Coug and Tactic: 01. Coug is getting married. 02. We are no longer getting along. 03. One of us is having sexual reassignment surgery. 04. Coug's patent went through on his invention, it has been purchased, and he now makes too much money to continue working on The Coug and Tactic Show. 05. One of us has joined the military. 06. One of us has decided we had too much fun on our vacation, and we are moving to the desired location. 07. Coug is moving to Guatemala to join the revolution. 08. Tactic has been signed to a record deal, and must work full-time on his music. 09. Tactic is quitting because his mother doesn't approve of the content of the show. 10. Coug is joining a dance troupe in Chicago.
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We have huge news for fans of the show, but we will get to that in a second. Coug is out of town, so previous guest Taj steps in as fill-in co-host for episode 10. Listen in as Tactic and Taj discuss bestiality, the lesbians and the turkey baster, putting cement in your butt, girls leaving the toilet seat up, and, as always, tons more. There is some very big news in the world of Coug and Tactic, but to find out, you're going to have to listen.
*NOTE* We did not pre-empt our "Possible Reasons List" properly as heard in this episode. When listening, the list that is given is a list of POSSIBLE reasons for the Coug and Tactic news. One of them is the real reason, the rest are made up. Which one is the truth?
20:49 14 MB 03/21/09
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You could say this is our poop-tacular episode. We're not exactly sure how it happened, but poop is the only common theme throughout the entire show. It's really not that bad, but you might not want to be eating when listening. Along with poop, we also talk about a nude mini-riot, the cat-filled bong, herpes-fused beer pong, and we get to hear another Crazy Coug Story, this time with a twist.
ALSO, if you don't know by now, we officially have our own url. The old Blog Spot one still works, but www.cougandtactic.com is the official link you can add to your favorites and hand out to all of your friends.
24:10 16 MB 03/07/09
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This might be our funniest show yet, as special guest-host Taj gives Coug a run for his money. Listen as the gang talks about greener clubbing, monkey dolls, pubic hair, shaved balls, working for $3 an hour, and gives you the play by play of a car wreck that happens mid-recording. Enjoy!
26:05 18 MB 02/28/09
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Little Umi:
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Show #7 is here, so be prepared to here some bleeps. We got a little carried away in this episode, alongside our special guest-host Zach who works with Tactic. Get ready to laugh, and be disgusted as the gang discusses the Michael Jackson auction, Alex Rodriguez getting peed on, how old is too old to own a thong, pen-shaped cameras, and, as always plenty more.
28:21 19 MB 02/21/09
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Happy Valentine's Day from The Coug and Tactic Show! Welcome to our Valentine's Day Special. Listen in as the gang discusses all things love, sex, and romance: the teacher who's also a prostitute, the new "science" behind the roles of men and women as defined by Coug, the meanings of different color roses, another Crazy Coug Story, and a whole lot more.
25:15 17 MB 2/14/09
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Nadya Suleman crazy update:
The 13-year-old baby-faced daddy, posing with his baby's mother and his baby:
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To those listeners who begged for a female voice on the show, your prayers have been answered. Tactic's girlfriend Julie is this episode's guest host. Prepare to be thoroughly entertained as the gang talks about the woman with the world's largest breasts, pooping during the Superbowl, the California octuplets, breast feeding, and plenty of other fun topics. Plus, don't miss as Coug and Julie square off in a game called "Children's Book or Porn?" Oh yeah, this show is also different because we were drinking before and during the recording.
27:16 19 MB 2/7/09
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Shayla Hershey as mentioned in this week's episode:
Heavier Jessica Simpson:
Michael Phelps blazing up:
Crazy octuplets lady with her plastic surgery:
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We are confident this is our most entertaining show yet, and we get a nice helping hand from guest host Hwan (as pictured above). Listen in as we discuss the Terrell Owens reality show, Iceland's new prime minister, gross fetishes, the raccoon penis bite, and tons more.
21:10 14 MB 1/31/09
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Show #3 has finally arrived! Let the angry listeners e-mails ensue as Coug and Tactic discuss the Real World transexual, a domestic dispute that leads to animal cruelty, another crazy Coug story, and tons more. Below is a link to the infamous "Obama fisting video" as heard on episode three, along with a picture of the Real World Transexual. If you haven't done so already, don't forget to join the newly formed Coug and Tactic Facebook group. Enjoy!
Welcome to show #2. In this episode we discuss Coug's crazy date, the virgin auction, weddings, and a lot of other stuff. Thanks for all the feedback and advice questions. We're looking forward to the next show. Below is a picture of Natalie Dillon, the virgin auctioneer (who is discussed in this episode), for those who have inquired.
20:28 14 MB 01/17/09
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This is our first go round. We will have a more official storage place for archived shows, but until then you'll have to start with this Send Space link. On this episode we discuss the most expected "nerd" movies of 2009, burned privates, MySpace knockoffs, and lots of other stuff.
15 MB 22:19 1/10/09
There is no profanity, with the exception of a few utterances of the word "ass," and there is light sexual talk, but nothing harder than a PG-13 rating. Thanks, and enjoy!
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