Monday, March 29, 2010

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 036 - (29:37, 21 MB)



Tactic's brother Ben returns for yet another guest spot on The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Get ready for episode #36 as we discuss cold sore-laced kissing contests, squirting breast milk at people, shaving your (female) private parts while driving, the new craze surrounding the website ChatRoulette, what exactly is considered sex, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"When I think of bestiality porn I think of little chihuahuas with make-up on and big-eyed cats that look at you longingly." - Coug

29:37
21 MB
3/13/10

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Friday, March 12, 2010

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 035 - (28:55, 20 MB)



Here is the much-talked about 2010 Valentine's Day episode. In this somewhat love-themed episode we discuss the rise of sexting among seniors, invitations for intercourse in restaurant restrooms, a good friend of ours goes dumpster diving, we (once again) analyze poop with a special diagnosis from Dr. Coug, we discuss Cracked.com's 8 romantic songs (with music clips) that are actually about sexual assault, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Based on working with students where I've had to clean up their poop: I have seen some tiny kids essentially crap what looks like an unwrapped Duraflame fireplace log." - Taj

28:55
20 MB
2/14/10

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Monday, February 8, 2010

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 034 - (16:42, 11 MB) PART 2



Welcome to episode #34; the second half of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show's edition with Andrea as fill-in host for Taj. Tune in as we converse about senior pranks of the 2002 Austin High class, girls who flash the Girls Gone Wild cameras in pursuit of fame, Julie gets caught in a web of lies as she tries to pretend she's never seen a select few corny teeny-bopper movies, we talk about how "family-friendly" ABC Family actually is, we play another game, and plenty more. The first half of this episode was released last week as episode #33. Make sure you check it out! Enjoy.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"This girl's only ambition is to be famous by baring her breasts." - Andrea
"Tell her I'm taking applications." - Coug

16:42
11 MB
1/17/10

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Monday, February 1, 2010

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 033 - (17:23, 12 MB) PART 1



Episode #33 chronicles the first half of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show's romp with Andrea as fill-in host for Taj. There was so much hilarity that we couldn't fit it all into one episode. Listen in as we discuss policemen huffing aerosol for sexual pleasure, Jason Toman attempting to play paintball, horny men loitering around male brothels to harass the female clientele, the most ridiculous conversation on prison "reform" that you will ever hear, and quite a bit more. The second half of this episode will be released next week as episode #34. Don't forget to check out the article about The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show--link below. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "No, Coug, he said 'put a webcam up and show us your bra color'--not 'show me your bra and I'll dye it white.'" - Leanne

17:23
12 MB
1/17/10

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Lewd, lascivious and downright entertaining: The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 032 - (27:18, 19 MB)



After two episodes in a row of cast members missing, everyone's back for #32 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Get ready to be entertained as we discuss men getting assaulted by women after "weird sex," having a blood alcohol content of .708, how Coug broke his foot while streaking, McDonald's-related violence, and a whole lot more.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Feel free to check us out at MySpace--for those of you dinosaurs still clenching onto your MySpace." - Taj
"It's for people in the penitentiary. So, to all our penitentiary listeners: MySpace." - Coug

27:18
19 MB
1/10/10

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 031 - (34:00, 23 MB)



In this episode of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show, Taj is missing-in-action as fan-favorite guest Zach returns for a third appearance. Tune in as we discuss foreign politicians getting caught with sex tapes, water-boarding Coug, Coug putting his foot in his mouth, Leanne's wild birthday night, and--of course--we hear another fantastically unfortunate Zach story.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Are you guys like 12 years old? Jeez." - Zach

34:00
23 MB
12/27/09

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 030 - (13:20, 9 MB)



Coug's out for this episode as we have two cringe-inducing beastiality discussions, we talk about noise complaints from sexual shouting, we get specific with the ins and outs of scrotal tearing, we touch on Time Magazine's top buzzwords of 2009, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Wouldn't the horses kick him in the face?" - Tactic
"Not if they liked it. I mean...not always." - Julie

13:20
9 MB
12/19/09

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 029 - (35:14, 24 MB)



The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show t-shirts and hoodies are officially available! There are very few of both left, so get them while you can. Please let us know if you are interested.

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In this edition of the podcast we talk about the Tiger Woods scandal, Houston's new mayor, being screwed over by Facebook photos, sex with kinky killers, Coug's babysitting adventure, Coug and Leanne's parenting skills, a list of things that were popular in the early 2000s but are no longer popular, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "I think we got a good idea of what Coug and Leanne will be like when they're parents: Leanne will be in the back sleeping and Coug will be showing terrifying internet videos to toddlers." - Tactic

35:14
24 MB
12/12/09

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Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 028 - (14:21, 10 MB)



Happy Halloween! This is The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show Halloween Special that has nothing to do with Halloween other than the fact that we recorded it on October 31st. Tune in as we discuss Wal-Mart burial methods, what it means to "perform a sexual act" on one's self, glow in the dark lingerie vs. glow in the dark ink, smearing feces on people in a court room, being attacked by overweight people, and way more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you can say 'mommy, let me suckle your breast,' you don't need to be getting breast fed." - Taj

14:21
10 MB
10/31/09

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 027 - (11:16, 8 MB)



We are officially back. This is the first full cast Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show since July. This is a brief entry, but we're looking forward to getting back to weekly episodes. In this episode we discuss being on house arrest, hemorrhoids, marrying for money, Coug invents a new form of self-defense, we discuss a new religion, the concept of "ruining" and the Ultimate Ruiner, and a lot more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "As Tactic was mid-bite of his taquito, Taj showed him a picture of a really bad hemorrhoid." - Coug

11:16
8 MB
10/24/09

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