The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 045 - (28:43, 19 MB)

Episode #45 has finally arrived! Taj sits this episode out, but special guest Sonny Castillo fills in. You may know Sonny from his several roles in major movies and TV shows (look him up on IMDB), but if not you can hear him here first. Listen in as we discuss playing with poop in order to earn one million dollars, the "activities" of Warren Jeffs while in prison, a clothes-lining bear, the bank robbing stripper, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Everybody was having a great time until the pregnant woman decided to ruin the party." - Coug

28:43
19 MB
8/13/11

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 044 - (28:02, 19 MB)

Returning guest host Chaz replaces Coug for the 44th episode of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. In this edition we discuss corn dog beatings, kicking naked ladies out of bars, face tattoos, blowing up cars while dressed in drag, the latest scientific advances in the sex doll industry, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"It's totally cool for women to have sex toys--it's almost expected. Like if a girl doesn't have a sex toy she's probably got something wrong with her. There's not really anything for guys. So, I say: men, we take sex dolls and make them our sex toys." - Chaz

28:02
19 MB
1/1/11

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 043 - (13:06, 9 MB)

There's no Taj in this newest edition of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. In this episode we talk about "Project Husband," the Brett Favre scandal, the NBA spank fight, the consequences of women mooning each other, making yourself wind-resistant for advantages during sexual intercourse, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Making yourself wind-resistant for sexual intercourse would be the equivalent of using steroids in sports. That's cheating, and I'm not the cheating type. All-natural woman pleasure." - Coug

13:06
9 MB
10/15/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 042 - (11:23, 8 MB)

The two month hiatus is up! The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show (minus Coug) returns for a new episode. In this edition, we discuss persistent genital arousal disorder, putting massive burritos in your pants, eye-for-an-eye punishments for sex crimes, Craigslist "nothing gay" ads, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
Taj: "This guy is putting the burrito in his pants and potentially getting pico de gallo in his uretha."
Tactic: "I heard he didn't even put it in the foil. He just threw the tortilla filled with food in his pants."

11:23
8 MB
9/11/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 041 - (23:35, 16 MB)

It's time to get excited because the whole cast is back together for episode #41. Listen in as we discuss Coug's enjoyment of "burp water," the pros and cons of donkey-girls and horse-girls (not what you're thinking), people trying to raise awareness for "furries," the four categories in which people should be rated in the bedroom, being diagnosed with "sexomnia," breaking kitty litter boxes over people's heads, and much more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Taj, what kind of stimulus would you need in order to join an orgy?" - Coug
"I don't know. The orgy thing is frankly kind of gross to me." - Taj
"That's not the question." - Coug

23:35
16 MB
7/10/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 040 - (25:19, 17 MB)

Tactic's brother Ben steps in to co-host since Taj is out of town, and Coug is still missing in action. Tune in as we discuss the recent porn crime in California, a janitorial/stripper service in Nebraska, the Toronto poop bandits, the Lopez brothers' childhood "throwing things in the dark" game, Sack Tapping, and much more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"If there's no way to win or lose, other than you get hit in the eyeball with something, is it really a game?" - Ben

25:19
17 MB
6/6/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 039 - (21:28, 14 MB)

Coug is out again, so we enlisted first-time guest host Mat as a last minute fill-in. Tune in as we discuss horny kangaroos, what we want to happen to our bodies after we die, using Viagra as heart medication, the street situation in Austin, the idea of shape-shifting in the bedroom, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"When I found those skimpy biker shorts I thought: 'I'm going to be dipped in resin in these.' Except I'm going to cut an open butthole in the back." - Taj

21:28
14 MB
5/16/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 038 - (16:20, 22 MB)

Welcome, everyone, to episode #38 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Unfortunately, Coug is out of pocket for this Mother's Day edition. Listen in as we discuss women keeping engagement rings from broken engagements, a new study discussing the promiscuity of women prior to getting married, whether or not sexual tension truly does lead to the downfall of earth and society, hot sauce bottles in the butt, the brilliance behind the Lopez brothers-invented childhood game known as "Demolition Dave," siblings punching each other in the spine, and a ton more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Because of women wearing loose fitting clothes the tension builds and builds and then it explodes volcanically...through a hole in the top of the volcano." - Taj
"Actually, the volcanoes are doing Cleveland Steamers on one another." - Tactic

16:20
22 MB
5/09/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 037 - (29:56, 21 MB)

Previous guest Andrea is back for another guest spot on episode #37 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. For this edition, we have yet another prison discussion, we have our trial run at a new segment titled "Dr. Coug Diagnoses," we interrogate Andrea about hypothetically dating metrosexuals, Coug tells a new crazy Coug dating story, we talk about spreading your butt cheeks for disposable cameras, and a whole lot more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"Facebook had this look alike week where you were supposed to put some famous person up as your profile picture that you supposedly look like." - Tactic
"I saw a bunch of lesbians put up Sigourney Weaver pictures." - Coug

29:56
21 MB
3/28/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 036 - (29:37, 21 MB)

Tactic's brother Ben returns for yet another guest spot on The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Get ready for episode #36 as we discuss cold sore-laced kissing contests, squirting breast milk at people, shaving your (female) private parts while driving, the new craze surrounding the website ChatRoulette, what exactly is considered sex, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK -
"When I think of bestiality porn I think of little chihuahuas with make-up on and big-eyed cats that look at you longingly." - Coug

29:37
21 MB
3/13/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 035 - (28:55, 20 MB)

Here is the much-talked about 2010 Valentine's Day episode. In this somewhat love-themed episode we discuss the rise of sexting among seniors, invitations for intercourse in restaurant restrooms, a good friend of ours goes dumpster diving, we (once again) analyze poop with a special diagnosis from Dr. Coug, we discuss Cracked.com's 8 romantic songs (with music clips) that are actually about sexual assault, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Based on working with students where I've had to clean up their poop: I have seen some tiny kids essentially crap what looks like an unwrapped Duraflame fireplace log." - Taj

28:55
20 MB
2/14/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 034 - (16:42, 11 MB) PART 2

Welcome to episode #34; the second half of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show's edition with Andrea as fill-in host for Taj. Tune in as we converse about senior pranks of the 2002 Austin High class, girls who flash the Girls Gone Wild cameras in pursuit of fame, Julie gets caught in a web of lies as she tries to pretend she's never seen a select few corny teeny-bopper movies, we talk about how "family-friendly" ABC Family actually is, we play another game, and plenty more. The first half of this episode was released last week as episode #33. Make sure you check it out! Enjoy.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"This girl's only ambition is to be famous by baring her breasts." - Andrea
"Tell her I'm taking applications." - Coug

16:42
11 MB
1/17/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 033 - (17:23, 12 MB) PART 1

Episode #33 chronicles the first half of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show's romp with Andrea as fill-in host for Taj. There was so much hilarity that we couldn't fit it all into one episode. Listen in as we discuss policemen huffing aerosol for sexual pleasure, Jason Toman attempting to play paintball, horny men loitering around male brothels to harass the female clientele, the most ridiculous conversation on prison "reform" that you will ever hear, and quite a bit more. The second half of this episode will be released next week as episode #34. Don't forget to check out the article about The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show--link below. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "No, Coug, he said 'put a webcam up and show us your bra color'--not 'show me your bra and I'll dye it white.'" - Leanne

17:23
12 MB
1/17/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 032 - (27:18, 19 MB)

After two episodes in a row of cast members missing, everyone's back for #32 of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show. Get ready to be entertained as we discuss men getting assaulted by women after "weird sex," having a blood alcohol content of .708, how Coug broke his foot while streaking, McDonald's-related violence, and a whole lot more.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Feel free to check us out at MySpace--for those of you dinosaurs still clenching onto your MySpace." - Taj
"It's for people in the penitentiary. So, to all our penitentiary listeners: MySpace." - Coug

27:18
19 MB
1/10/10

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 031 - (34:00, 23 MB)

In this episode of The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show, Taj is missing-in-action as fan-favorite guest Zach returns for a third appearance. Tune in as we discuss foreign politicians getting caught with sex tapes, water-boarding Coug, Coug putting his foot in his mouth, Leanne's wild birthday night, and--of course--we hear another fantastically unfortunate Zach story.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Are you guys like 12 years old? Jeez." - Zach

34:00
23 MB
12/27/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 030 - (13:20, 9 MB)

Coug's out for this episode as we have two cringe-inducing beastiality discussions, we talk about noise complaints from sexual shouting, we get specific with the ins and outs of scrotal tearing, we touch on Time Magazine's top buzzwords of 2009, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Wouldn't the horses kick him in the face?" - Tactic
"Not if they liked it. I mean...not always." - Julie

13:20
9 MB
12/19/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 029 - (35:14, 24 MB)

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In this edition of the podcast we talk about the Tiger Woods scandal, Houston's new mayor, being screwed over by Facebook photos, sex with kinky killers, Coug's babysitting adventure, Coug and Leanne's parenting skills, a list of things that were popular in the early 2000s but are no longer popular, and plenty more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "I think we got a good idea of what Coug and Leanne will be like when they're parents: Leanne will be in the back sleeping and Coug will be showing terrifying internet videos to toddlers." - Tactic

35:14
24 MB
12/12/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 028 - (14:21, 10 MB)

Happy Halloween! This is The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show Halloween Special that has nothing to do with Halloween other than the fact that we recorded it on October 31st. Tune in as we discuss Wal-Mart burial methods, what it means to "perform a sexual act" on one's self, glow in the dark lingerie vs. glow in the dark ink, smearing feces on people in a court room, being attacked by overweight people, and way more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If you can say 'mommy, let me suckle your breast,' you don't need to be getting breast fed." - Taj

14:21
10 MB
10/31/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 027 - (11:16, 8 MB)

We are officially back. This is the first full cast Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show since July. This is a brief entry, but we're looking forward to getting back to weekly episodes. In this episode we discuss being on house arrest, hemorrhoids, marrying for money, Coug invents a new form of self-defense, we discuss a new religion, the concept of "ruining" and the Ultimate Ruiner, and a lot more. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "As Tactic was mid-bite of his taquito, Taj showed him a picture of a really bad hemorrhoid." - Coug

11:16
8 MB
10/24/09

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The Coug, Tactic, and Taj Show - 026 - (23:19, 16 MB)

In an effort to kick start CTTS, Tactic's brother Ben took the reins on this episode by filling in for Coug and Taj, and taking over news and mediation duties. In this episode, Tactic and Ben discuss ways to ineffectively startle cats, peeing on bean bags, whether or not dying of old age is technically possible, toilet flushing techniques, the Twilight series, making sandwiches with your private parts, and a whole lot more. Look out for more episodes of CTTS in the very near future. Enjoy!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Our dad got so tired of the cat peeing on everything that he finally picked it up and dipped it in a puddle of its own pee." - Tactic

23:19
16 MB
09/12/09

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